BAYS BEAST

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:26:10 GMT

I got married yesterday and it was magical!

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 20:03:09 GMT

This is the first post in seriously 7 months because I never go on computers anymore. It's my birthday this friday and I'm stoked. I'm going to the river and I'm gonna party with my dad and his friends. Awsome. Hopefully I don't kill myself.
Lifes good just been working a lot. Summer school just ended I'm stoked on that. No more e.d. assholes to deal with everyday. I love my new job and I plan on staying there for a long time. I miss austin. He was my best friend :(

Time to walk zoe. I love her <3

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 21:39:16 GMT

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

i am the ultimate christmas brat and i cant wait to give everyone their presents!!!

Wed, 02 Nov 2005 17:02:15 GMT

living at my dads = biggest bummer of a life

Fri, 12 Aug 2005 06:37:07 GMT

computers are weird man

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 08:46:33 GMT

i hate geometry

Mon, 13 Jun 2005 21:28:28 GMT

Mon., July 11 depart at 8:35 am from LAX and arrive at 11:00 am in Honolulu
STOKED!!!!!!!!!

ps. what happens in hawaii stays in hawaii and dont you forget it!

Wed, 11 May 2005 16:56:57 GMT

so i havent updated in weeks mostly because i havent been on a computer in weeks. weird.
i love my soulmate theres no one like her <3
im obsessed with creepy erin and her child molester laughs <3
new sc is in full affect thank god
beau hates it when i say thank god
i miss people some more than others
i hate shitty people and am glad theyre out of my life
schools for pussies
im over working
zoe is my favorite
its not easy being blonde haha

<3333

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 00:58:02 GMT

sidekickin it
new number= 949 690 9346
<3

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 19:47:38 GMT

too bad last night was super fucking funny/fun
i love my soulmate <3
i love my little landrigan <3
new secret crushes RULE!
being a compulsive liar is pretty amazing
stryder is for sure coming to my next game/show he promised hahaha
me: "global warming and the greenhouse effect have caused the glaciers in alaska to melt and flooded LA so i wont be coming home right now...."
dad: "actually its the UV lights coming through..."
me: "its UV rays dad not lights"
i love talking to my dad while im still drunk and then him preceding to make fun of me :D

all in all a great weekend

<3333

btw im 15

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 21:50:19 GMT

i have a gnarly shredache
"i had a dream last night that i brushed my teeth with fundip...oh wait i really did do that!"
SHRED UNIT!
<333

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 09:35:51 GMT

i hate detours

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 21:23:21 GMT

ive decided that emiky and i are the funniest people alive
LET THE PLOTTING BEGIN!!!!
hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha
<3333

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 21:10:20 GMT

calling africa is expensive...woops :/

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 06:45:15 GMT

[name:] lauren
[sign:] leo
[sexual orientation:] straight
[last person you broke up with:] nic
[last person that broke up with you:] nic
[in a relationship now (how long):] never again
[how long since last serious relationship:] umm about 4 months ago
[# of relationships longer than 3 months:] 2 maybe
[# of relationships shorter than a month:] no idea
[longest relationship how many months:] almost 2 years
[ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfriend (how many):] nope
[ever done the long distance thing:] nope
[do you have faith in long distance relationships:] nope
[do you date:] shitty guys yea
[on dates do you pay or get paid for:] paid for duh
[describe your typical date:] shitty
[ever been on a blind date:] nope
[ever dated more than one person at a time:] i wouldnt call it dating
[do you call or get called:] i hate talking on the phone
[ever have "friends with benefits":] i guess it was that
[ever cheated:] nope
[ever had your heart broken:] yes
[ever been dumped:] yes
[do you put out the first night:] nope
[do you kiss on the first date:] eh
[what kind of person gets your number:] if they have the guts to ask then i guess they can have it
[what attracts you to a person:] i hate people
[physical traits you turn your head for:] a tight ass hahahahaha man im funny
[ever been in love(how many times):] once was once too many
[say I love you even thou you didn't mean it:] never
[have any bitter ex's:] im sure
[bitter towards any ex's:] sorta
[oldest person you've dated:] 20 at the time
[youngest person you've dated:] umm 15
[average age you get involved with:] 18-20
[have relationships changed you:] changed how i view relationships and people
[have your relationships been worthwhile:] some
[what defines a girlfriend/boyfriend :] i dont believe in those
[would you ever get married:] hopefully
[key to a successful relationship:] forgiveness, love, understanding, trust, empathy
[best attribute you bring to a relationship:] loyalty
[worst attribute you bring to a relationship:] jealousy
[importance of relationships in your life:] not very high

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 00:09:23 GMT

i want to run away again...

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 18:41:59 GMT

lifes a total bummer

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 17:49:23 GMT

its times like this when i wish i could fast forward through life and get to the good part
</3 getting to talk to paula today is the best thing thats happened to me since last sunday <3

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 21:08:51 GMT

i missed my soulmate <3
too bad we're super funny
i love my little pastrami <3
i love my little american cheese <3
i was so happy to see boo last night <3
i love little dodger dog cuz he smiles so god damn much <3
im trying to remember last night but its not happening
oops...
i do remember watching shrek 2 like 3 times though
im really bad at texting when im drinking
pretty much the ultimate drunk texter even though i wasnt drunk
shoot!
thank god pastrami is kidnapping me on monday and we're going to palm springs
shhhhh dont tell my mom
i love little baby zoe <3
PRETTY MUCH STOKED ON LIFE!!!
i need girl talk QUICK!
no longer bummed on dudes...thank god
i love my friends
i definately hate fucking lynwood or where ever the hell i was last night
now im gonna go lay out in the sun and bake and then go to work

<3333333

Fri, 01 Apr 2005 01:11:51 GMT

"i like to ruin peoples lives"
hahahaha that has to be the best thing that has ever come out of anyones mouth

i hate racist homophobics....
why do people suck so much?

gonna give my heart away
leave it to the other girls to play
give me a reason to love you
for this is the beginning of forever
and ever...

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:26:29 GMT

im running away and i couldnt be happier!!!!

peace the fuck out

oh and ps i dont even care

Wed, 30 Mar 2005 03:59:17 GMT

im really hungry. good thing im going out to dinner tonight <3

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 20:23:00 GMT

i talked to paula yesterday and it made me cry. i have never missed someone so much before in my life. im definately gonna have to go to africa. who wants to donate to the "send lauren to south africa foundation"? a plane ticket is only about 2,451 dollars. i'd marry whoever gave me money to go see her.

p.s. i need some new friends that actually want to hang out with me...

Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:36:26 GMT

my little baby zoe is so cute sometimes i cant stand it. i even think shes cute when she pulls my hair and bites me... i love her so much and i just want to throw her shes so cute <3

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 18:32:51 GMT

i just beat the shit out of amanda... moral of the story dont fuck with me