BAYS BEAST

I got married yesterday and it was magical!

This is the first post in seriously 7 months because I never go on computers anymore. It's my birthday this friday and I'm stoked. I'm going to the river and I'm gonna party with my dad and his friends. Awsome. Hopefully I don't kill myself.
Lifes good just been working a lot. Summer school just ended I'm stoked on that. No more e.d. assholes to deal with everyday. I love my new job and I plan on staying there for a long time. I miss austin. He was my best friend :(

Time to walk zoe. I love her <3

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

i am the ultimate christmas brat and i cant wait to give everyone their presents!!!

living at my dads = biggest bummer of a life

computers are weird man

i hate geometry

Mon., July 11 depart at 8:35 am from LAX and arrive at 11:00 am in Honolulu
STOKED!!!!!!!!!


ps. what happens in hawaii stays in hawaii and dont you forget it!

so i havent updated in weeks mostly because i havent been on a computer in weeks. weird.
i love my soulmate theres no one like her <3
im obsessed with creepy erin and her child molester laughs <3
new sc is in full affect thank god
beau hates it when i say thank god
i miss people some more than others
i hate shitty people and am glad theyre out of my life
schools for pussies
im over working
zoe is my favorite
its not easy being blonde haha

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sidekickin it
new number= 949 690 9346
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too bad last night was super fucking funny/fun
i love my soulmate <3
i love my little landrigan <3
new secret crushes RULE!
being a compulsive liar is pretty amazing
stryder is for sure coming to my next game/show he promised hahaha
me: "global warming and the greenhouse effect have caused the glaciers in alaska to melt and flooded LA so i wont be coming home right now...."
dad: "actually its the UV lights coming through..."
me: "its UV rays dad not lights"
i love talking to my dad while im still drunk and then him preceding to make fun of me :D

all in all a great weekend

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btw im 15

i have a gnarly shredache
"i had a dream last night that i brushed my teeth with fundip...oh wait i really did do that!"
SHRED UNIT!
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i hate detours

ive decided that emiky and i are the funniest people alive
LET THE PLOTTING BEGIN!!!!
hahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha
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calling africa is expensive...woops :/

[name:] lauren
[sign:] leo
[sexual orientation:] straight
[last person you broke up with:] nic
[last person that broke up with you:] nic
[in a relationship now (how long):] never again
[how long since last serious relationship:] umm about 4 months ago
[# of relationships longer than 3 months:] 2 maybe
[# of relationships shorter than a month:] no idea
[longest relationship how many months:] almost 2 years
[ever lived with a girlfriend/boyfriend (how many):] nope
[ever done the long distance thing:] nope
[do you have faith in long distance relationships:] nope
[do you date:] shitty guys yea
[on dates do you pay or get paid for:] paid for duh
[describe your typical date:] shitty
[ever been on a blind date:] nope
[ever dated more than one person at a time:] i wouldnt call it dating
[do you call or get called:] i hate talking on the phone
[ever have "friends with benefits":] i guess it was that
[ever cheated:] nope
[ever had your heart broken:] yes
[ever been dumped:] yes
[do you put out the first night:] nope
[do you kiss on the first date:] eh
[what kind of person gets your number:] if they have the guts to ask then i guess they can have it
[what attracts you to a person:] i hate people
[physical traits you turn your head for:] a tight ass hahahahaha man im funny
[ever been in love(how many times):] once was once too many
[say I love you even thou you didn't mean it:] never
[have any bitter ex's:] im sure
[bitter towards any ex's:] sorta
[oldest person you've dated:] 20 at the time
[youngest person you've dated:] umm 15
[average age you get involved with:] 18-20
[have relationships changed you:] changed how i view relationships and people
[have your relationships been worthwhile:] some
[what defines a girlfriend/boyfriend :] i dont believe in those
[would you ever get married:] hopefully
[key to a successful relationship:] forgiveness, love, understanding, trust, empathy
[best attribute you bring to a relationship:] loyalty
[worst attribute you bring to a relationship:] jealousy
[importance of relationships in your life:] not very high

i want to run away again...

lifes a total bummer

its times like this when i wish i could fast forward through life and get to the good part
</3 getting to talk to paula today is the best thing thats happened to me since last sunday <3

i missed my soulmate <3
too bad we're super funny
i love my little pastrami <3
i love my little american cheese <3
i was so happy to see boo last night <3
i love little dodger dog cuz he smiles so god damn much <3
im trying to remember last night but its not happening
oops...
i do remember watching shrek 2 like 3 times though
im really bad at texting when im drinking
pretty much the ultimate drunk texter even though i wasnt drunk
shoot!
thank god pastrami is kidnapping me on monday and we're going to palm springs
shhhhh dont tell my mom
i love little baby zoe <3
PRETTY MUCH STOKED ON LIFE!!!
i need girl talk QUICK!
no longer bummed on dudes...thank god
i love my friends
i definately hate fucking lynwood or where ever the hell i was last night
now im gonna go lay out in the sun and bake and then go to work

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"i like to ruin peoples lives"
hahahaha that has to be the best thing that has ever come out of anyones mouth



i hate racist homophobics....
why do people suck so much?




gonna give my heart away
leave it to the other girls to play
give me a reason to love you
for this is the beginning of forever
and ever...